(Fuck) Parenting 101

Let’s face it, parenting isn’t always fucking awesome. Being a parent is great but the shit that comes with it. FML.

• 25 relatable quotes tucked fucking gently into mandalas.
• Take your shit out on the page with colors and not your kids.
• You should have made him pull out.
• Now you’re coloring for your sanity. Own your shit.
• Colored pencils are best. Don’t steal your kid’s crayons.

Ok.. now go color and you can show up at the next PTA meeting wearing a fuck’n real smile, Susan.